WRITTEN: April 13, 2011

It was 9:45pm on a Sunday evening and the guest speaker was just starting his SECOND offering speech for the night, when i leaned to my friend and
said:
 “It’s late, you wanna go?”
He quickly responded with:
“Let’s go.”
As we got up from our seats my 13 year old son, his 15 year old friend, my 17 year old daughter, myself and Eriksen walked briskly toward the door when all of a sudden it happened.
The voice!
LOUD…
STERN…
CONDESCENDING…
From the “stage” announced these INSANE words,
“We are trying to give an offering for an amazing man of God, but you go, don’t let us stop you from trying to beat traffic.”
WTF?
SERIOUSLY?
I usually pride myself on speaking my mind and telling an ignorant ass all about themselves but I did have children with me.
And…I was in … ch…ur…ch…Although THAT was totally NOTHING Jesus would EVER say or do.
maybe one day that idiot will come across my blog. Or perhaps someone who knows him. I decided to say what was on my mind that evening.
1st Sooooo glad my husband was NOT there to witness that complete IGNORANCE.
You see, he has been burnt by a few Holier than though assholes before and it’s been a VERY long, hard journey to even GET him IN a church let alone speak of one.
2nd YOU’RE the idiot people talk about when you invite them to church and they crinkle up their nose at how “The Pastor is always asking for money and they make you feel guilty when you don’t give.”
I’ve heard it a million times and although I’m the one who usually will say “No one should keep you from fellowshipping with the body” ect, ect I now can RELATE to how they feel.
You may have a big church in Clear water, Florida and you may have sold thousands of praise and worship cd’s, and you may travel across Country being a guest speaker at churches all across the United States but YOU sir, are in NO way, whatsoever…A Pastor.
Why?
Because you’re an idiot.
A greedy, nasty, money hungry, ass. You should be ashamed of yourself.
No mere man should NEVER make ANYONE feel like shit because they have nothing to put into the plate, or…hold your breath on this one… CHOOSE NOT TO PUT MONEY IN THE PLATE.
To even go so far and say that if we were dancing, praising and hollering a few moments earlier, we SHOULD have a white envelope in our hand with money in it to give now that we had received.
SERIOUSLY?
The last time I checked my dear misguided fool, Jesus didn’t NEED me to PAY Him so I could freely worship Him.
I was so disappointed that the pastor just sat there and allowed this moron to insult his congregation the way he did.
It was sick.
A disgrace to the Kingdom actually.
I’m sure all of Heaven was heartbroken by your condemnation and self righteous greed.
JUST FOR THE RECORD we wanted to leave earlier after your stupid RACIAL remarks and ignorant rant about beating children but we were TRYING to be respectful and listen.
However, after 3 hours of your chaotic, non sensible “sermon” we were READY to go. Not to mention it was 9:45pm and my children had school in the morning!!!
Here’s a newsflash for you. When begging for money, don’t ever try and use GUILT as your shoe in. Reason being…Times are hard you condescending prick and when you are bragging about your $10,000 dollar check and I’m wondering where tomorrows dinner is gonna come from I don’t need you to make me feel as though I should put $20.00 in the plate and all my issues will dissapear…Because guess what? When someone who doesn’t know their bible reads into YOUR lying bullshit and they put their LAST twenty bucks in the plate they are going to wonder why Jesus allowed there electric to be shut off.
YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE.
How pathetic and disgraceful to have such a UNITY within the body during worship and everyone in one accord only to have you vomit your greedy condemnation all over them an hour later.
the ONLY good thing is that you WILL be accountable for every nasty, UNTRUE remark you made from that pulpit because God, He don’t like ugly.
He doesn’t like greed either so prepare yourself.
You have NO idea what someones situation is you self absorbent fuck. they could have just lost there home,
buried a child,
lost a job,
or actually NEEDED to pay rent!
REGARDLESS the reason to not putting money in the plate is totally NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.
That’s right, NONE of your damn business.
Why?
Because it is between THAT individual and God.
Imagine that.
I don’t need YOU to tell ME what I should be giving to God, because I can give to God in a NUMBER of ways which never HAS to include money! (GASP!)
I realize church electric needs paid, gas, water, ect, ect I wasn’t born yesterday BUT…that should be a given and if you need to GUILT your congregation into giving in order for those things to be paid for then maybe, just MAYBE you need to seek the Lord about what in the hell is going on.
Nobody should EVER leave a church feeling like a pile of absolute shit.
So go on…
take your l’il $10,000 dollar check,
fancy suit,
bug eyed,
lame talent
and go fuck yourself all the way back to Florida, and when you get there. Ask God to give you a clue…dumb ass.

Signed,
a NON PAYING worshiper ~