MAY 29TH 2011

1. No, you cannot use a ziploc bag as a condom.
2. Really? You seriously do NOT know what abstinence means?
3. Yes, you CAN STILL get pregnant using birth control. People have been lying to you.
4. ANYTIME you have sex there is a chance you CAN get pregnant, A~N~Y~T~I~M~E.
5. Just because YOU assisted in the pregnancy does not mean YOU get to decide on HER choice.
6. The RU486 is not a damn tylenol, it IS an abortion. Abortion…abortion, say it over and over until you get it…abortion…
7. The morning after pill isn’t a bag of chips, you don’t keep taking them every single time you act irresponsible with your sexual lifestyle.
8. What do you mean exactly by “accidentally” had sex? And how do you “accidentally” have sex?
9. Yes…You REALLY CAN LIVE WITHOUT HAVING SEX, people do it all of the time. No pun intended 😉
10. No honey…I would almost bet the farm your boyfriend is NOT quicker than the sperm jetting out of his penis. The “pull out method” is NOT a form of birth control, he lied to you.
11. The answer has been the same since 1954…YES YOU CAN GET PREGNANT WHILE ON TOP.
12. Just because you’re a virgin does NOT mean you CAN’T get pregnant the first time you have sex.
13. Why of course, I, too am pretty upset that MY tax dollars won’t pay for YOUR irresponsibility.
14. There are more laws regarding abortion other than it JUST being legal to do…idiot.
15. Just because you take a piss before sex does NOT mean your sperm won’t get some girl pregnant, I mean are you flippin’ serious???
 
ON A SERIOUS NOTE: Sexual education has OBVIOUSLY FAILED somewhere along the way. TALK to your children, TEACH them REAL and honest truth.

~TO BE CONTINUED…

CHERyL